Seafood

Seafood jokes

Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?

Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.

Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.

What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?

They both come in small can.

What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What about the glue?

I knew you'd get stuck there.