What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in Bed I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I tell I read about the Jew giving out the free fish
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
why cant blind people eat crawfish........... because its seafood
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
what is a fish without i's fsh
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common? They both come in small can
gay fish
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
What's the diffrence between a piano,a pot of glue and a tuna fish? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew youd get stuck there
I'm on a seafood diet I see food and I eat it😌
What does an cannibal call people in water
Sea food
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!
Why should old womon never eat sea food?
Cuz then she'll start acting crabby.
Did you hear about the fish and chips fish got battered chips got a salted
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish 🐠 🐟
were do you go to get the best fish... a restaurant on the titanic
