What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
what is a fish without i's fsh
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common? They both come in small can
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
gay fish.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
What's the diffrence between a piano,a pot of glue and a tuna fish? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew youd get stuck there
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Why should old womon never eat sea food?
Cuz then she'll start acting crabby.
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
