Seafood

Seafood Jokes

Mama

Your mama is so nasty.

She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.

Bed

What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?

I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!

Stereotype

I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?

Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.

Crab

How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.

Lesbian

Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.

Tuna Fish

What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?

They both come in small can.

Glue

What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What about the glue?

I knew you'd get stuck there.