Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
what is a fish without i's fsh
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
gay fish.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
