Seafood jokes
If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
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Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish!
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
What do they say when they answer the phone???
I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET.I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT!!.
lmao
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crab legs are the best