Sea life jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
What do you call a cool octopus? Tenta-cool (tentacle)
water puppy
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A ffsshh.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
What do mermaids put in the salads?
Sea cucumber.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
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