Sea life jokes

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.

How do fish get to school?

By the octobus.

What do you call a fish with no eye?

A ffsshh.

What do you call a scared octopus?

A octopussy.

What do you call a cool octopus?

Tenta-cool (tentacle)

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.

Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?

He was rotten to the albacore.

Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.

What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.

What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?

What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea.

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."

Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.

Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!

Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-

Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.