Sea Life Jokes

Octopus

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.

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  • Tuna

    Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?

    He was rotten to the albacore.

    Mama

    Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

    Mom

    Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.

    Shark

    What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.