Sea life jokes

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.

How do fish get to school?

By the octobus.

What do you call a fish with no eye?

A ffsshh.

What do you call a scared octopus?

A octopussy.

What do you call a cool octopus?

Tenta-cool (tentacle)

Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?

He was rotten to the albacore.

Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.

What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?

What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.