Sea life jokes
Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A ffsshh.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.