Sea life jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?

Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.

What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.

Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?

He was rotten to the albacore.

What do you call a scared octopus?

A octopussy.

What do you call a cool octopus?

Tenta-cool (tentacle)

How do fish get to school?

By the octobus.

What do you call a fish with no eye?

A ffsshh.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.