When a woman decides to abort it is called a decision but when I run my truck into a playground of kids it is called murder
I wrote down a speech at home yesterday. When I got to school I was speechless.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team? A school shooter
What do you call a white kid at the back of class? A school shooter
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.
what did the science textbook say to the math textbook you've got a lot of problems
Anyone else think high school musical would of been a better film with a school shooter
What do you get when you have a class of kids, and a speeding car? A 24 killstreak
I Asked The Emo At My School If He Got Jealous When His Phone Died
Why would you shoot up an innocent school.... If your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest. He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
When you get suspended from school For giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club
Bro imagining shooting a autistic school
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition of course but they both pack the same heat.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
Little Johnny beings his cat to school and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says "because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave".
Why did a school shooter get banned of a game server?
He was caught aimboting.
