Christmas special
Me:can you describe mrs Claus in 3 words Santa: ho ho ho
why does santa not have any children he only cums once a year
What is a pedophiles favorite job?
The mall santa.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa? Klaustrophobic
what did santa say when he got to the club ho ho ho
If the grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list
So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney...his names no longer Santa. It's crisp cringle. Pls send help :).
To start im a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off" I said. He said "then you try it". He gave me the Santa suit and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa. I asked, "Why is it because he gives people presents?" Jimmy told me, "No, it's because I hear so many good things about him but and how he's gonna come home, but never see him."
When Santa Asks You what you want for Christmas then says ho ho ho say yes Please.
What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
Youre mama so ugly, When Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said,"HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
yo mama so fat when santa clause went down the chimney he said ho ho hooooly sh*t
Santa Claus walks up to 3 little girls and says Ho Ho Ho.
Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs..........the boy has no legs.
what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
why doesent santa have kids becouse he only comes once a year
I was trying to poison santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
