Ho

Anonymous

Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words.

His response was “Ho ho ho”

6

Difference

Anonymous

What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

1

Sack

Galaxycat

Q:Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

A:He only comes once a year.

Baby

Anonymous

What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.

Puns

Anonymous

Roses are red He shows no remorse

Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force

Name

oscar the grouch

So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney…his names no longer Santa. It’s crisp cringle. Pls send help :).

Ho

MEH NAME

Christmas special

Me:can you describe mrs Claus in 3 words Santa: ho ho ho

Michael Jackson

Anonymous

What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.

0

Depression

Kejel

One man was very depressed cause he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grief. Suddenly with the head rise up he sees Santa Claus walking by. - Santa? he asks. ‘Why are you early, it is not even christmas?’

  • ho, ho. Don’t worry about me. Lets worry about you instead’ says Santa. What is the problem my friend?’
  • I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house.' Santa: I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life and i’ll give it to you-' Man: My first wish is i want my house back. Santa: Done! Man: My second wish is i want 1 million amount of cash in my bank account. Santa: Done! Man: My third wish is i also want my job back! Santa: Done, but before i actually give you those wishes, I haft to hump you. Man: Okey. Lets do it. So the Santa claus takes of his pants to hump the man. After they are done humping the santa ask the man: -How old are you? Man: I am 35 years old. Santa: And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!

North

Anonymous

What nationality is Santa Claus? - North Polish.

Cry

watersharky

Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He’s making a list, He’s checking it twice… You better leave out some Vodka with ice!

Ugliness

SuckMyToe

Youre mama so ugly, When Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said,“HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT’S ONE UGLY BITCH!”

Year

f... off

why does santa not have any children he only cums once a year

Sack

Anonymous

why does santa claus have such a big sack??

cause he only comes once a year

Lie

AnD i OoP- sKsKsK

if your parents ever accuse you of lying… Say “your the one who told me about Santa Claus”

Santa

Anonymous

What did Santa Clause get Paris Hilton for Christmas?

He raped her.

2

Difference

Izzy

Hey I have a joke!! What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!! 🤣

Table

Anonymous

There’s a white guys, black guy, and Santa clause. They get a hotel room. White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and say put down my money or ill cut off your weiner. He gets scared and jumps out the window. Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says put down my money or ill cut off you’re weiner. He gets scared and jumps out the window. Santa clause goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, put down my money or ill cut off you’re weiner. Santa clause looks at the ghost and says I’m the ghost of Christmas past you touch my dick ill kick your ass!!!

Girl

Anonymous

Santa Claus walks up to 3 little girls and says Ho Ho Ho.