Clause

Clause Jokes

Cat

What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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  • Santa

    So Santa fell down the chimney, but it was a lit chimney...his name's no longer Santa. It's Crisp Cringle. Pls send help :)

    Kid

    Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?

    Because they're the ones who made the toys.

    Comma

    What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?

    One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

    Rape

    What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?

    He raped her.

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  • Ghost

    There's a white guy, black guy, and Santa Claus. They get a hotel room.

    White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off your weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.

    Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.

    Santa Claus goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." Santa Claus looks at the ghost and says "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, you touch my dick I'll kick your ass!"

    Yo mama

    Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"