Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words.

His response was “Ho ho ho”

What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.

So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney…his names no longer Santa. It’s crisp cringle. Pls send help :).

Roses are red He shows no remorse

Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force

Christmas special

Me:can you describe mrs Claus in 3 words Santa: ho ho ho

Q:Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

A:He only comes once a year.

One man was very depressed cause he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grief. Suddenly with the head rise up he sees Santa Claus walking by. - Santa? he asks. ‘Why are you early, it is not even christmas?’

  • ho, ho. Don’t worry about me. Lets worry about you instead’ says Santa. What is the problem my friend?’
  • I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house.' Santa: I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life and i’ll give it to you-' Man: My first wish is i want my house back. Santa: Done! Man: My second wish is i want 1 million amount of cash in my bank account. Santa: Done! Man: My third wish is i also want my job back! Santa: Done, but before i actually give you those wishes, I haft to hump you. Man: Okey. Lets do it. So the Santa claus takes of his pants to hump the man. After they are done humping the santa ask the man: -How old are you? Man: I am 35 years old. Santa: And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!

Youre mama so ugly, When Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said,“HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT’S ONE UGLY BITCH!”

why does santa claus have such a big sack??

cause he only comes once a year

What nationality is Santa Claus? - North Polish.

yo mama so fat when santa clause went down the chimney he said ho ho hooooly sh*t

Santa Claus walks up to 3 little girls and says Ho Ho Ho.

why does santa not have any children he only cums once a year

What’s the different between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

if your parents ever accuse you of lying… Say “your the one who told me about Santa Claus”

Me:Sister STOP STEALING MY STUFF OR I WILL MAKE U FEEL BAD Sister:No I wont stop Me:Fine im telling the world what u did Sister:What you will see when i post it Sister:WHY DID U TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD ME:BECAUSE U DON´T HAVE A LIFE

“you gotta bleed before you teeth”

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