What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? -- A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney...his names no longer Santa. It's crisp cringle. Pls send help :).
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
why does santa not have any children he only cums once a year
Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."
What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
Q:Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A:He only comes once a year.
Roses are red He shows no remorse
Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force
Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!
What does michael jackson and santa clause have in commen? They both let little kids sit on his lap
What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
What is Santa Claus and Bill Cosby having in common? They both come while you’re asleep
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic
What nationality is Santa Claus? - North Polish.
Youre mama so ugly, When Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said,"HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elf’s 😂😂😂
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa clause.
What did Santa Clause get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sibling" Santa Claus wrote him back and said "okay, send me your mother"
"you gotta bleed before you teeth" - Santa Claus
