Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words.

His response was “Ho ho ho”

What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.

What nationality is Santa Claus? - North Polish.

So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney…his names no longer Santa. It’s crisp cringle. Pls send help :).

Q:Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

A:He only comes once a year.

Youre mama so ugly, When Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said,“HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT’S ONE UGLY BITCH!”

Christmas special

Me:can you describe mrs Claus in 3 words Santa: ho ho ho

why does santa not have any children he only cums once a year

Santa Claus walks up to 3 little girls and says Ho Ho Ho.

yo mama so fat when santa clause went down the chimney he said ho ho hooooly sh*t

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