What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? -- A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney...his names no longer Santa. It's crisp cringle. Pls send help :).
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
Whatβs the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa clause.
why does santa not have any children he only cums once a year
What did Santa Clause get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
There's a white guys, black guy, and Santa clause. They get a hotel room. White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and say put down my money or ill cut off your weiner. He gets scared and jumps out the window. Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says put down my money or ill cut off you're weiner. He gets scared and jumps out the window. Santa clause goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, put down my money or ill cut off you're weiner. Santa clause looks at the ghost and says I'm the ghost of Christmas past you touch my dick ill kick your ass!!!
Who gave jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa clause!
yo mama so fat when santa clause went down the chimney he said ho ho hooooly sh*t
