Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words.

His response was “Ho ho ho”

What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.

So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney…his names no longer Santa. It’s crisp cringle. Pls send help :).

Christmas special

Me:can you describe mrs Claus in 3 words Santa: ho ho ho

Roses are red He shows no remorse

Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force

Q:Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

A:He only comes once a year.

Youre mama so ugly, When Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said,“HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT’S ONE UGLY BITCH!”

why does santa claus have such a big sack??

cause he only comes once a year

Me:Sister STOP STEALING MY STUFF OR I WILL MAKE U FEEL BAD Sister:No I wont stop Me:Fine im telling the world what u did Sister:What you will see when i post it Sister:WHY DID U TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD ME:BECAUSE U DON´T HAVE A LIFE

What nationality is Santa Claus? - North Polish.

yo mama so fat when santa clause went down the chimney he said ho ho hooooly sh*t

if your parents ever accuse you of lying… Say “your the one who told me about Santa Claus”

Santa Claus walks up to 3 little girls and says Ho Ho Ho.

why does santa not have any children he only cums once a year

What’s the different between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

“you gotta bleed before you teeth”

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