Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words.
His response was “Ho ho ho”
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney…his names no longer Santa. It’s crisp cringle. Pls send help :).
Youre mama so ugly, When Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said,“HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT’S ONE UGLY BITCH!”