What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? -- A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What does michael jackson and santa clause have in commen? They both let little kids sit on his lap
So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney...his names no longer Santa. It's crisp cringle. Pls send help :).
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa clause.
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Who gave jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa clause!
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