what do you call a different spaghetti? an impasta! papyrus: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS? sans: what? papyrus:AN IMPASTA sans: good one
I want a serie too, that will be SANS-tastic
Sans: What I am using? ... A trom-bone
I still remember the last thing gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was "Hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"(sans)
What is the origins of the glory hole? The origins can be found in San Francisco, California where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for a anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA in the wild west.
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook she literally posts everyday but this day was sort kind of a hard hit. so what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85 and i dont want to explain what milf means but she got a lot of DM ́s from a lot of old guys. BUT, This one exact guy names Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do a adult film. idk what that is i think its a adult movie of course so she says yes and flys out to San Diego And she never came back after yesterday. and to YOU Johnny Sins my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be a adult movie and not a Por...
sans undertale
A list of sansnpuns would be sans tastic
A French sans would greet you with the o bone- jour
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." 7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights
Me:Okay,Papyrus.I'm no Sherlock BONES,but I'd say that storyspin sans is the Imposter.
Papyrus:HUMAN,WHY ARE YOU SAD? Me:I'm just BONELY. Sans:Good one kiddo.
sans why did you buy that pillow zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz grhrh SANS YOU F//K YOU WAKE THE F//K UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP FRISK COMES TO THE ROOM AND ./. YOU TELL PAPyrus wwhatt hapen hhhuh humaan heeheheheh sans dint picck up his soock so i ppunish him sans egjf
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi and a lesbian that is a progressive democrat and a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco California one of Jehovah's Witnesses
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18 - 24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills she would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA
i see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational
Ooh!I know a joke!<--(papyrus) What is it?<---(Sans) Knock Knoock!<---(Papyrus) Uh..who's there?..<---(Sans) Sans<---(Papyrus) Sans who?<---(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!!NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!<---(Papyrus)
What did papyrus say when sans served spaghetti to frisk? BONE-Appetit!
Papyrus: i hate you frisk Frisk: This is why mettaton doesn't fucking love you Sans: Kid i will kill you Papyrus: (Remembers something) Thats why you don't have a lover you lonely giraffe
