Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because they looked like me?
Sans: ... Sure.
sans *a'm i pune piris*no
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler Papyrus: Sans what are you doing Sans: Measuring your patience Papyrus: Grunts
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets! UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!! Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE! Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematoriom you're doing "a good job" do it at home and your "destroying evidence." Error sans: every time you make a typo, the errorists win..
Sans
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
