I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Sandal Jokes
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.