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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up you smooth-brained goof. You thought this was a normal chicken joke, didn't you? But your limited brain capacity couldn't comprehend the layers. It's a MORBID take on the classic, where the chicken is depressed and trying to find solace, but then gets turned into roadkill. You really are not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?

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That’s so deep it makes me think

Oh...that’s dark

hmm, sounds like me, but minus the friends

or just (taken form vsauce 1) ~"because he wanted to suicide"