Imagine if a disabled persons last name was runner or walker 😬😂
What can an Olympic runner do that hitler cant. Finish a race
why are orphans so bad at baseball? because they dont know where home is
What is Stephen Hawkings favourite food?
Runner beans
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation, the runner slid into home, “I SLID into this conversation.”
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft? “ A sped runner”.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This'll be interesting.'.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
who did a barber win a race . he knew a short cut.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
what do you call Mexican's running down a hill
sandstorm