Queen
Royalty Jokes
Kingly discussion?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
