When you turn 100 you get a letter from the Queen, when you turn 16 you get a DM from prince Andrew.
Why does the queen move more then a king on the chess board
Because it looks like a kitchen floor
hey selfish king i see u need a gf ;)
PRINCE DON'T DIE! JUST DON'T! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSE
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both easy to lay. Both costly and time consuming to get rid of. .... What did saint peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly ? Wipe that Merc of your face.
5 4 3 2 1. A castle ways a ton. 5 4 3 2 1. The Queen of England's won. I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It taste better.
Do you that the Royal family like carnivals. Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s***
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting. Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
Did you know princess Dianna had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders “ on the backseat of her car
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind Manto become a king. I mean, I don't see why not.
The KING took a shit on the craps table at the casino
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
What's world hunger and a Mercedes got in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
How did they know that princess Diana had dandraff? , They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
-she wasn't wearing a seat belt
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? Beehive Yourselves!
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
