This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
Rodent Jokes
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
