Rodent jokes

Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?

To keep its nuts dry.

This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.

Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.

What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?

Anonymouse.

Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?

He wanted to keep his nuts dry.

What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.

What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.

The early bird might get the worm...

But the second mouse gets the cheese.