Rodent jokes
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall? Dam!
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.