me: breath right now if u wanna date me
yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight
... You realize we are tolerating you right?
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humour.
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunatley, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
Hola soy Dora do you see Donald Trump That’s right he’s at my house and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him so she was Walled alive
So this guy right, he has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog. About 2 weeks after he loses everything he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "what do you mean by 'blowing chunks' ?" says the boss. The man replies with, " Chunks is the name of my dog..."
What’s the best part of fucking noors vulva (btw noor is black) If my dick is right beside maras vulva (btw maras white and so am I)
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it
Today my biology teacher asked meh what's commonly found in a cell .................. And apparently black people isn't the right answer
I got a job at a library,i got fired after 15 minutes,they told me it was because I put women's right in fiction section
A cop saw an old lady carring two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash. "How did you get all this?" asked the cop. "Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grapped by hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that nobody pees in my yard ever again." The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?" She said, "Not everybody paid."
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure. One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman? A fetus has more rights.
I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems.... ...if I could just get the right people to try it.
