A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks "did you get her number?". He replies "no, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion"
I wish my dad was home I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008
Kid: Dad where are you going
Dad: To get milk
TEN YEARS LATER
Kids friend: wheres your dad
Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
How do orphans have a family Reunion They use a Ouija board
I hate family reunions
I see too many of my ex’s there
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
My dad coming back.
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek. It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You
Years later: Dad still did not come back
So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
I was talking to my old friend, they said " We should hang out more! "
I said " you mean we should ketchup?"
A horse a fox and a bunny join together and make a rock band they started doing tiny gigs but they got famous and went on tour they all got so famous it went to their heads and the band disbanded the fox made his and bunny made her own the horse was sad that the band was no more so he went to a bar and the bartender asked why the long face
ur dad lesbian
Ur sister a mister
Ur family tree LGBT
Ur famnily reunion a homosexual communion
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses, she missed very much.
She told her "Hey, long time no see."
UR FAMILY REUNION A HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNION
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion? A: Because it will eat your "Aunts"
