Reunion jokes
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.