Reset jokes

Timer

You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.

*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.

Passwords am I right

Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?

And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?

ENTER PASSWORD.

WRONG.

RESET PASSWORD.

NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.

Sets fire to computer.

Why are Asian's dicks too small?

So they can reset the calculator.

What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?

"Restore factory settings."

If only true Americans voted: