Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
There are "nun" good jokes.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
