Reason

Reason Jokes

Orphan

Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.

Orphan

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?

They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.

Pie

Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.

Jesus

Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?

For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.

Depression

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

Depression

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

Hospital

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

Genocide

If you hit a child, that's child abuse.

If you hit a family member, that's abuse.

If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.

If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.

Mom

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

Emo

Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.

Emo

Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Cellphone

Girlfriend: You remind me of a cellphone.

Ex-Boyfriend: How and why?

Girlfriend: Because you're about to die!

Orphan

Q: Why can't orphans be gay?

A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."

Orphan

Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?

Because no one wants him.