Yo momma's decided to go to KFC, until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and cashier said ''here is the reciept'' now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spended more than drakes net worth that he can even lend, she went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food, by the second they see the plates empty, and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment she starts to roll over, and in the process she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her. Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems.... ...if I could just get the right people to try it.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left. The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?” The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”
me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.
My wife (or husband) told me to get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I had just realized when I got home that I had picked 7-up
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize when I did it hit me like a plane
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts. I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
When you realize your friend is standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does
The pie tasted weird today. Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie WITH human flesh from C town.
