Rap jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
I love rap!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!