Rap

Rap jokes

Tree

Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?

Wrapped around that tree.

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  • Insult

    Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

    Rapper

    Like if you listen to Kidd G.

    Comment if you listen to Polo G.

    Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.

    Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.

    Memes

    Rap

    Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?

    All his comebacks take three days..

    Present

    Little Johnny walked to his parents' room. They were having sex, and Little Johnny didn’t know what that was, so he said, "What are y’all doing?"

    The parents replied, "Umm, r-rapping presents!"

    Little Johnny said, "Okay," and then left. In the morning, Little Johnny opened his presents. His parents said, "This one is from Santa!"

    Little Johnny said, "No, it’s not, y’all said y’all were rapping the presents."

    The parents said, "Ohh fuck!"

    Little Johnny replied, "What, Mommy and Daddy?" They replied, "Oh, nothing!" "Oh, okay," Little Johnny said. The mom whispered in the dad's ear, "At least he doesn’t know the truth."

    Little Johnny said, "What truth?"

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  • Dog

    Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?

    Snoopy Dog.

    Rapper

    Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

    To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!

    Rapper

    Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?

    He kept dropping the BEETS!

    Rapper

    Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?

    He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.

    Rapper

    Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?

    Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.

    Rapper

    What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

    "Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"

    Rapper

    Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?

    Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!