Rap jokes
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.