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why did the prisoner run away? to spit bars
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To BRUSH UP on his rhymes
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Which dog is owned by a Kid called ,,Charlie Brown",raps and smokes?
Snoopy Dog
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics”
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up"
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of FLOW CREAMER
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat”
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the BARS
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS
What kind of paper likes music? (W)rapping paper.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
