What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
