Rap jokes
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"