Rap

Rap jokes

Rapper

Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?

To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!

Rapper

Why was the rapper always well-dressed?

Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?

To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!

Memes

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the pet store?

To buy a dog for his bark tracks!

Rapper

Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?

To WASH AWAY the haters!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?

To see his FUTURE in the STARS.

Book

Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.

Rapper

What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?

"You broke the beat!"

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?

Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.

Rhyme

Why did the alien go to the rap battle?

Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!

Rapper

Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?

Because they have all the angles covered.

Fan

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.