What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT”
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the STUDIO on the other side
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
RAP-TURES
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS
