Rap jokes
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.