Rap jokes
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.