Rap jokes
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
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Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!