Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some HOOPS
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A RAP SCHOLAR
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat"
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of WATER?
Lil Drip
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his BARK TRACKS
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
Eminem-o the Great
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for OLD-SCHOOL BEATS
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT
