Rap jokes
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Memes
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.