Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
