Rap jokes
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Memes
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.