Rap jokes
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!