Rap jokes
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
Memes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.