Rap jokes
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.