Rap

Rap jokes

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How did the rapper find his missing phone?

He checked the track list.

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Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!

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Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!

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What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?

"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"

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Why did the rapper become a plumber?

Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!

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Why was the rapper always on time?

Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!

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Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.

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Why did the rapper become a fisherman?

Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.

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Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?

Because he was too loud with his FLOW.

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Why don't rappers ever become bankers?

Because they always break the BARS!

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What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?

A rapscallion without the rap.

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What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?

"You broke the beat!"