Rap jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!