Rap jokes
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.