Rap jokes
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Memes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.