Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... LITERALLY"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the ANGLES covered
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK"
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
RAP-TURES
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS
