What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his RAP SHEET
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
