Rap jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.