Rap jokes
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
MF DOOM FOR THE WIN!!!!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!