What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What is the the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some HOOPS
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
