Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To SWEEP the competition
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Do you know why in france there is a cheese named formage á ràpe?
Cuz the cheese got rapped
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS
How do rappers greet each other?
With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO
Rapboat sez he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at mcdonalds
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes
What is the the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW
How does a rapper apologize?
With a RAP-OLOGY
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the TRACK LIST
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
What do you call a rapper who's also a PIRATE?
Captain Rhyme
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his RAP SHEET
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping DIMES
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To TRIM his verses
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT
