Rap jokes
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!