Rap jokes
I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
if i had 8 good women what does that mean
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.