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Rap jokes

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What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?

"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"

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Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.

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Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?

To sweep the competition!

Memes

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Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?

Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!

Pencil

I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.

Cheese

Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"

Because the cheese got raped.

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Why did the rapper start gardening?

He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.

Career

Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.

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Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he knew how to mix up some beats!

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Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.

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Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?

Because they wanted to drop some hoops.

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Why did the rapper become a teacher?

Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.