What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
MC Presto
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to NEW HEIGHTS
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT
How does a rapper apologize?
With a RAP-OLOGY
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some RAP DEPOSITS
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
TIME RHYME
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW
