Rap jokes

What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?

"Wrap it up!"

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?

Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!

What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?

"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"

What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.

Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?

To sweep the competition!

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?

Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!

I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.

Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"

Because the cheese got raped.

What do you call a rapper's pet?

A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.

Why did the rapper start gardening?

He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.

Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.

How do rappers greet each other?

With a "Mic check, one-two."

What is the most gangster paper?

Rapping paper.

Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To trim his verses.

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he knew how to mix up some beats!

What do you call a rapper with a PhD?

A rap scholar.

Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?

Because they wanted to drop some hoops.

Why did the rapper become a teacher?

Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.