Rap jokes
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Memes
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!