Segregation jokes

Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?

Because they have a history of separating colors.

Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?

They're so good at separating colors.

Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.

Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive.

What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Rosa Parks.

Lol.

Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.

Rosa Parks: Ok.

Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.

Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.