Segregation jokes

Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?

Because they have a history of separating colors.

Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?

They're so good at separating colors.

Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.

Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive.

What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Rosa Parks.

Lol.

Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.

Rosa Parks: Ok.

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...