As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."
Yo mamma such a quitter, she di
