Quantity jokes
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees?
1 baby tied to 5 trees.
What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What is the highest number?
420.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
