Quantity jokes
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees?
1 baby tied to 5 trees.
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
