Roses are red lilacs are purple I have a turtle his name is squirtle
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.
I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get? Purrrrrrrple flowers.
Okay what do you call that purple thing your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend so for some weird reason? Dad better look out from Bob battery operated boyfriend hahaha
The doctor told me in color blind... Me: that's out of he purple
Dinosaur killing with a 2x4 no more purple dinosaur
Purple
“It’s a purple face!!!!”says Yellow Face. “Oh!!!! Racist!!!!”says Purple Face.
I think I'm colorblind. News came out of purple
Roses are red, Violets are Violet. I mean, come on it's literally in the name!
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
Why were her hands purple? She Heard it Through the Grapevine
POV: Wine Taster in hell
I was, sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. this silhouette begins to speak, "you have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. how do you plead?" the man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit. "guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like I will take any punishment you deem fit." very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request." out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. the boy says "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." the boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, Taste like chicken."
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said,"Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?". After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons and I am not talking about the balls you play with I am talking about the boy balls
Roses are red violets are purple lay in my bed so I can suck you’re nurple.
Y did the csi team have to go to the purple rain shoot? ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤bc they had to dust for prince hahaha
