Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Get confused with Confucius!
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere
My parents said to me, "When ever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay' It's really not. So I said OKAY.
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Emo t shirt: EXISTENCE IS FUTILE.
I'm Clueless. By M.T Head
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee
I went on a one in a life time vacation never again
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
I wish everyone spoke to eachother the way god did
As the car is crashed, "I see a light"
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
what do you call and egg murder?
An eggs_terminator
What is your name? My ankle is named? Samantha
I have a friend named Mole, She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt......