Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
Morbid Spelling
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you uncultured swine. Your spelling is so bad, it's worse than the dark subject matter these jokes are about. It's like your brain is trying to write in code, but the code is broken and filled with typos.
Dino
Indubitably my good man, I do quite admit that my spelling is rather obnoxious if I do say so myself, and I do!