Puns

What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What has 4 legs and two gloves

All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️

I wrote down a speech at home yesterday. When I got to school I was speechless.

Why are these jokes bad? They're literally the worst jokes ever.

What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!

Knock knock who’s there IBC IBC who IBC you later

What did one casket say to the other casket? It that you coughin'?

I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts

I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!

"Doctor, I'm shrinking!" "Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."

If there was a girl and a boy in the boy fell what did the boy do to the girl

He fell for her

Bee Jokes: "Hello"

"Oh hello buzzy!"

"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"

"Because you BEE BUZZing! (Laughs)"

"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"

"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes dude! (Laughs)"

"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"

"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon. (Laughs)

"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."

"Fan?"

"Yes, your worst fan!"

"No! Fan!"

"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"

"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind! (Laughs)"

A list of sansnpuns would be sans tastic

The cashier kicked me out cause when he asked for 99 cents I gave him 99 scents.

What's yellow, slimy and smells like bananas? Monkey puke

Me: Gay puns are the best!! Also me: but im straight tho

few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." 7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights