Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Those are all the same (All the jokes above)
A girl named Sally has no arms. "KNOCK KNOCK" She never answered...
What does the initials bible stand for? Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
what goes up but never past the digits 15? A Make A Wish Kid....
Why didnt the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
I told my sister a Dairy joke,
She said it was cheesy.
Here's a better version of a previous joke:
I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
What do you call a person who cares for chickens 🐓?
A chicken tender.
Knock knock. who's there control freak Con..... Ok now you say control freak who
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garabige truck
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke:")
Q.What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common? A.They're both really short.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it's first hair cut!
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.