Puberty jokes
I really slapped my pants at school today. This is normal, because boys also have their period.
What's the difference between my father and acne?
Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.
Girls: π *Period* βοΈπ
Men: πΏ *Growth* πΏπΏπΏ
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.
Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"
The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."
Me: Pretend your name is βpuberty.β
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Why are nuts on boys?
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.
Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.
The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!