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PS jokes

Cannibal

    • What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?

    CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.

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    Chocolate

    • An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.

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    • Company

    • If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.

    P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.

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    Sandwich

    • What would you find on a haunted beach?

    A sand-witch!

    "Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"

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    • Finger

    • Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!

    #HOMIEZ4Life

    P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)

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    Body

    • What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?

    Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

    Inch

    • Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?

    Bryce: What?

    Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!

    P.S. I'm a girl.

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    Sex

    • I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD

    PS free sex at my name

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