Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."
Cousins make dozens.
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Louie's parents tried this.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
