Procedure jokes
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam.
That being said I wish he hadn't!
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.