Why Did Snow White Get Kicked Out Of Disneyland?
She Sat On Pinocchio's Face And Said: "Lie To Me! Lie To Me!"
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Me and my friend went to the park, after a while we grabbed our little princess and said "it's time to go sweetie" but before we could go someone said "stop them they have my daughter!"
How did Princess Diana cross the road through the windshield
How did they know that princess Diana had dandraff? , They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it goo!!
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
-she wasn't wearing a seat belt
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach? It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? -- Because she always ran away from the ball.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time? -- Because it was Luke warm.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
