Princess

Princess Jokes

Cinderella

Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"

Pinocchio

Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?

She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"

Death

Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?

How do you think Princess Diana died?

...Too soon?

Daughter

Me and my friend went to the park. After a while, we grabbed our little princess and said, "It's time to go, sweetie." But before we could go, someone said, "Stop them, they have my daughter!"

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  • Princess Diana

    How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

    They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...

    Road

    Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

    She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

    Mario

    What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?

    It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!

    Ball

    Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.

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  • Penis

    Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?

    Because it was Luke warm.

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  • Wall

    What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

    Their last big hit was the wall.

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