Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
I was on an orphans website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
i think i know why stephen hawkings died, he pressed altf4
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!! Man: We have the power of the sun itself! President: Drop it on them! Man: You push the button President:*sigh* Fine give it to me Man: Hands over button President: Pushes it Both: YAAA! President: Bumps into the button pressing it again Both: Oh, sh*t
Meanwhile in japan after the first bomb went off Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
if u make jokes abt SH you're not funny and if u do im gonna assume you're some 12 year old who wants to be an edge lord idrc if ppl get pressed
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing and now I'm in heaven
So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.
why can't orphans use iphones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Why do orphans play gta ?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that?
because he was too short!! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say 'press', but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
I got a orphan a Iphone 6 I told him to press the home button he has been doing it all day
I always press the stop button to see you
if your wife dies of child birth can you press charges on the baby
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!! 🤣😂😆😁
