why can't orphans use iphones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!! 🤣😂😆😁
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher? It's soda pressing.
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
Stephen hawkings death was completely accidental..
He pressed shut down instead of sleep
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
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