Why do orphans play gta ?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that?
because he was too short!! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say 'press', but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
I got a orphan a Iphone 6 I told him to press the home button he has been doing it all day
I always press the stop button to see you
if your wife dies of child birth can you press charges on the baby
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!! 🤣😂😆😁
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
What do orphans do when the get a phone press the home button
why is drinking soda so sad?
Its soda-pressing
have you heard about my new can crushing job?
it's soda-pressing
im doing something Stephen hawkings cant do.......pressing 'im not a robot'
Stephen hawkings death was completely accidental..
He pressed shut down instead of sleep
Why did Stephan hawkings die ... because he pressed shut down instead of sleep
What songs do people with no arms listen to?? None cause they can’t press play
press f to pay respects to grumpy cat FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?
Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
I got a job at the can factory but it is soda-pressing
while fucking a hot auntie pressing tightly her boobs and fondling He: What do you feed your babies ? She: Milk and Orange juice He: Wow, which side is orange juice ? 😋
