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Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind that you could taste it? You mean like human flesh? Eh, sort of It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut that you could finally be faced with A billion needy faces I guess what I mean to say is, for the first time in my life I might have to be ready for this Ready to be the one who's leading from the front Gotta come into my own Gotta come into my throne… Read more

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Petition to make the Presidential vote a shitty Reality show. We see the preparation for the votes, all the backgrounds of the competitors with flashbacks and stuff. We watch the debates and behind the scenes of the scripts, all live. And we watch the president's real-time reactions to the vote!

Agent Stone was racing through Nevada, hot on the tail of the notorious clown known as Sweet Tooth. The twisted ice cream truck crept around the dark alleyways, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. As Agent Stone rounded the corner, he spotted Sweet Tooth up ahead, revving his engine and preparing to make a swift escape. Determined not to let the criminal get away this time, Stone pressed down on the gas pedal… Read more

Once upon a time, in a nostalgic corner of the internet, Lynx, an intelligent and wise pigeon, stumbled upon an old website from his childhood called WorstJokesEver. Intrigued by the memories it held, Lynx delved into the realm of terrible jokes and found the website had a community tab.

With mischievous glee, Lynx saw an opportunity to unleash his cruel humor on the unsuspecting members, disregarding the potential … Read more

The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.

Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more

The True Dagger

It was a chilling night on the Worst Jokes Ever (WJE) forum, where Dagger, the elderly and enigmatic moderator, had caused an atmosphere of fear and unease among the users. Despite his charm and elegant demeanor, Dagger's actions were extremely harsh and brutal towards anyone who crossed his path. His ruthless rampage on the site had left members scarred, traumatized, and yearning for justice. In a d… Read more

TONIGHT ON SMNN: A SPECIAL REPORT INTO THE ART CRAZE INVOLVING BUCKETS OF CUM BEING DUMPED INTO EVERY HOLE OF A WOODEN PANEL. A SPECIAL THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO CONTRIBUTED THEIR EJACULATE IN SPITE OF NO NUT NOVEMBER, CREAM PIEING INTO EVERY CREVICE AND IMPREGNATING THE TABLE. AS THE JIZZ HARDENS, THE PIECE IS PREPARED FOR SHIPMENT TO, YOU GUESSED IT, OHIO.

now onto taco's

soft homade taco's so we heat up the tortilla to a certain temp like it kinda cooks then we add either chicken or beef than add some seasoning to it u gotta put it on the stove and flip it over bro i be doing the tortilla with the brown spots ( specificly) gotta add onion , little cilantro for flavor , lettuce , tomato's , sour cream ( optional),

What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy seals, and I've been involved with numerous on Al-Queada, and I have over 30 confirmed kills, I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but another target. I'll wipe you the Fuck of with precision the likes of it has never been seen on … Read more

Literally why are people so mean on this website now? People just say something like “omg school starts I’m 3 days and I’m not mentally prepared lol” and people tell them that they don’t care and to fuck off. If you don’t care then why do you even bother commenting? It seems like you care a whole lot. Like I get it, people are stupid on here but if you don’t give them attention then they’ll just leave. It seems like … Read more

GENESIS 43 Joseph’s Brothers Return to Egypt 1Now the famine was severe in the land. 2And when they had eaten the grain that they had brought from Egypt, their father said to them, “Go again, buy us a little food.” 3But Judah said to him, “The man solemnly warned us, saying, ‘You shall not see my face unless your brother is with you.’ 4If you will send our brother with us, we will go down and buy you food. 5But if yo… Read more

GENESIS 32 Jacob Prepares to Meet Esau 1Jacob also went on his way, and the angels of God met him. 2When Jacob saw them, he said, “This is the camp of God!” So he named that place Mahanaim. 3Jacob sent messengers ahead of him to his brother Esau in the land of Seir, the country of Edom. 4He instructed them: “This is what you are to say to my lord Esau: ‘Your servant Jacob says, I have been staying with Laban and hav… Read more

GENESIS 27 Jacob 1And it came to pass, that when Isaac was old, and his eyes were dim, so that he could not see, he called Esau his eldest son, and said unto him, My son: and he said unto him, Behold, here am I. 2And he said, Behold now, I am old, I know not the day of my death: 3now therefore take, I pray thee, thy weapons, thy quiver and thy bow, and go out to the field, and take me some venison; 4and make me savou… Read more