Sally
Billy: Iâm so use to having you in bed with me, I donât know if Iâm ready for this long distance relationship
Sally: Ohh, donât worry brother, Iâll just be right down the hallâŠ
Billy: Iâm so use to having you in bed with me, I donât know if Iâm ready for this long distance relationship
Sally: Ohh, donât worry brother, Iâll just be right down the hallâŠ
So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABCâs so he goes home and ask his mom whoâs cooking âWhats the first letter of the ABCâs?â he ask and his mom responds with âSHUT UP⊠IâM COOKING!â so then he walks to sister whoâs signing in the shower and asks her âWhats the 2nd letter of the ABCâs?â she responds with âIâm ready to go Iâm ready to go!â then he walks over to his brother whoâs watching batman and asks âWhats the 3rd letter of the ABCâsâ and his brother responds with ânu nu nu nu batmanâ then he proceeds to walk to his dad whoâs watching football and ask âDad whats the 4th letter of the ABCâs?â and he responds with â95 HIT EM HARD!â then he walks to his grandma whoâs cooking buns and ask her âWhats the 5th letter of the ABCâs?â and she responds with âMY BUNS ARE RED HOT RED HOT!â then he Johnny proceeds to go to school the next day and the teacher says to her class âCan any of you tell me the first letter of the ABCâsâ Johnny of course raises his hand and the teacher calls on him then he says âSHUT UP IâM COOKING!â then the teacher raises and eyebrow and says âYoung man are you ready to go to the principals office?â then he proceeds to say âIâm ready to go Iâm ready to go!â and he walks to the principals office then she says âWhatâs youâre name son?â he responds with âNu nu nu nu batman!â then the principal ask âHow many spankenâs boy?!â he responds with â95 HIT EM HARDâ and after that he runs out of the principalâs office well yelling âMY BUNS ARE RED HOT RED HOT!â
so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it
Why was the astronaut đ©âđ washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch đđ„Ș.
what does a blondie and a shotgun have in common? give them a cock and there ready to blow.
Susie was in her motherâs room one night. As her mother was getting ready for bed. She had slipped off her blouse, her boobs plum and perky. Susie had asked what are those and will i get them? Her mother had said they were boobs and she would grow some in a few yearâs. Her mother told susie to find her father and say goodnight. So susie left, headed down the hall to the bathroom where her father was showering . Susie knocked on the door, he said come in. He had moved the shower curtain over just a bit. Susie said she loved him, and then seen her fatherâs dick. Shocked, susie asked her father what that was and if she would get one. Her father said it was a dick, he said susie would get it after her mother went to bed .
what did the kid say to the toilet?
did you order a number two because i got one ready for you
Why do Pirates say âArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!â ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: âThe canons be ready Captain!â âAreâ says the Captain (correcting their grammar) âArrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!â they all exclaimed !!
I like my dynamite like I like my woman. Hot and ready to explode.
One day, there are Friends having fun, hours later one of the friends Alice, wanted to leave and say cya guys am just gonna hangin in the tree and have some fresh air and they all agree hours go by and the group of friends are ready to go home but then seen a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
Q: what is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesnât know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
I have some words that might make sense to girls,but maybe not to boys ready? smart kind sweet caring loving mature
What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard so my mom wanted to see so I wiped out my penis and my mom said itâs bigger than your dads
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees donât care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Letâs shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. Iâm excited.
Hereâs the graduate. Weâre very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all Bâs.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Max heart and his gay cousin nickals amoto say i back out a fight when he said letâs fight then last minute he said he donât want to then says i chickened out i ready to fight but his gut swolled his arms he actually looks like humpty dumpty but just wanted to say he backed out + max and nickals are both gay with each other
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop. The man asked for some crack The woman turned around and said, 'here.' Thatâs where the crack was. you guessed it.
The next day she wiped it clean ready for the next guest who âwanted crackâ ;)
What did one plane say to the other?
Itâs been a Long day, Iâm ready to crash.
Other plane: No youâre not, we havenât even gotten high yet!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny
Heres why the chicken crossed the roadâŠ
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road.The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truckâs opening, and was never seen again⊠The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and saidâŠ" The chicken crossed the roadâŠ" The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road, and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit was full of the chicken nonsense, and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal, and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, i was bored so i made this shitâŠ)
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and your ready to fire.