What happen to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. "I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
Knock Knock Who's there? Susan Susan Who? Season Your chicken it's too plain!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-cersize everyday!
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
What is the most musical part of a chicken 🐔?
The drumstick 🍗.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri day.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
what do you call a chicken wit no legs? ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
Why did the chicken cross the road.....it was running away from Kernel Sanders. Hehehe
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house.
Knock Knock Who's there The chicken
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens? A chicken tender
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
