Poultry

Poultry Jokes

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.

Woman

How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?

Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.

Dance

Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.

Rape

Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.

Duck

Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!

Cock

Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.

Chicken

What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.