How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasnt chicken
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
why did the chicken cross the road? he had to finish his essay or the teacher was gunna whoop his fat butt cheeks
What do you call a turkey wean it is scared
A chicken
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says "who has seen a cock" all the woman raised their hands "no who has seen a cock that is not theirs" half the woman's hands went up "NO NO NO who has seen my cock" all the nuns hands went up
WHY DID THE PEOPIE GET A CHICKEN??? TO MAKE EGGS.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
FRIday
what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework
Why did mommy disapear: the dad: well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "what do I see here? Corn beef!?"
why was the chicken in trouble? for using fowl language!
what happened to the chicken after he died, he did not say anything so I don't know
What did the swearing hen say?
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK! (It's cluck)
What did the cussing rooster say?
Cock-a-poo-dle phew!
Why did the farmers wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
Cuz they were using fowl language!
what dose the chicken say when he didn't understand something
"what hap-HENd"
What did the chicken say when he saw ahuman running around uncontrollably? "its running around like a human with its head cut off"
