Potter jokes
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
The Harry Potter fanbase.
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!