Pot jokes
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
There were three boys on the top of a slide.
The first one went down yelling "gold!" and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted "pillows!" and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted "weeeeeeeee!"
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.