Pulled pork jokes
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?
They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.