Pulled pork jokes
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice.
What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?
They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.