Pulled pork jokes

Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?

A: Pulled pork.

What do they call me when I jack off?

Pulled pork.

Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.

Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.

Son, he is dinner.

What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

Why did God make pigs before politicians?

He just needed some practice.

What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?

They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.