Pulled pork jokes
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice.
What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?
They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.