Pulled Pork Jokes

Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?

A: Pulled pork.

what do they call me when i jack off pulled pork

Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.

Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.

Son, he is dinner.

what do you call a pig that pulled a leg pulled pork