Pop Music jokes

What music scares balloons?

Pop music.

Why would the banana scream "ouch?"

Because it is getting peeled.

When did Michael say, "This is it"?

2009.

What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.

Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.

Justin Bieber

What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?

Keep away from me-hee-hee.

What music does a balloon listen to?

Pop music.