Pop Music jokes

What music scares balloons?

Pop music.

Why would the banana scream "ouch?"

Because it is getting peeled.

When did Michael say, "This is it"?

2009.

What does William say when he hurts his toe?

"I wanna scream and shout and let it all out."

What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.

Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.

Justin Bieber

What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?

Keep away from me-hee-hee.

What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?

"You are not alone."

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.

What music does a balloon listen to?

Pop music.

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell.

Oliver Tree just died in a helicopter crash?

He doesn't have to worry about that because, according to him, life goes onionionionionionionionionionion.

Today I heard someone playing "Dancing Queen" on the didgeridoo.

It was very Abba-riginal.

Teacher: What is your name? Me: Written in the stars.

Teacher: Where? Me: A million miles away.

Teacher: What are you talking about? Me: A message to the main.

Teacher: You must change your behavior! Me: Seasons come and go, but I will never change.

Teacher: Go to the school principal NOW! Me: And I'm on my way.