Pop Music jokes

Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.

Teacher: What is your name? Me: Written in the stars.

Teacher: Where? Me: A million miles away.

Teacher: What are you talking about? Me: A message to the main.

Teacher: You must change your behavior! Me: Seasons come and go, but I will never change.

Teacher: Go to the school principal NOW! Me: And I'm on my way.

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell.

What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.

What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?

Keep away from me-hee-hee.

What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?

"You are not alone."

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

Because he's dead.

Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?

A: "Hit me baby one more time."

What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."

"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."

What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?

A 50-year-old piece of meat.

A 12-year-old bun.

What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.