Pop Music jokes
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
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What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.