Pop Music jokes
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Today I heard someone playing "Dancing Queen" on the didgeridoo.
It was very Abba-riginal.
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
What does William say when he hurts his toe?
"I wanna scream and shout and let it all out."
Oliver Tree just died in a helicopter crash?
He doesn't have to worry about that because, according to him, life goes onionionionionionionionionionion.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
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What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."