What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
Pop Music Jokes
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
Olivia Rodrigo
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Justin Bieber
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.