Pop Music jokes
Oliver Tree just died in a helicopter crash?
He doesn't have to worry about that because, according to him, life goes onionionionionionionionionionion.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
Today I heard someone playing "Dancing Queen" on the didgeridoo.
It was very Abba-riginal.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
What does William say when he hurts his toe?
"I wanna scream and shout and let it all out."
Olivia Rodrigo
Justin Bieber
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What do you call One Direction converted to Islam?
Al-Qaedirection
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.