Pop Music

Pop Music jokes

Hotdog

What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?

A 50-year-old piece of meat.

A 12-year-old bun.

Cover

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...

His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...

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  • Michael Jackson

    Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

    The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

    Michael Jackson

    "So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."

    Helmet

    What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.

    Ant

    What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.

    Michael Jackson

    Michael Jackson

    What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!

    Crotch

    Michael Jackson

    What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.

    Banana

    What music scares balloons?

    Pop music.

    Why would the banana scream "ouch?"

    Because it is getting peeled.

    Michael Joseph Jackson

    Michael Jackson

    Why was Macaulay Culkin not bothered by Michael Joseph Jackson? He was left home alone.

    Michael Jackson

    Michael Jackson

    When did Michael say, "This is it"?

    2009.

    Michael Joseph Jackson

    Michael Jackson

    What is one dream that Michael Joseph Jackson made come to life? He loved to say: "Somebody's watching me."