Pop Music jokes
What does William say when he hurts his toe?
"I wanna scream and shout and let it all out."
Oliver Tree just died in a helicopter crash?
He doesn't have to worry about that because, according to him, life goes onionionionionionionionionionion.
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
Teacher: What is your name? Me: Written in the stars.
Teacher: Where? Me: A million miles away.
Teacher: What are you talking about? Me: A message to the main.
Teacher: You must change your behavior! Me: Seasons come and go, but I will never change.
Teacher: Go to the school principal NOW! Me: And I'm on my way.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.