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Michael Jackson

What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.

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What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.

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What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!

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When did Michael say, "This is it"?

2009.

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Why was Macaulay Culkin not bothered by Michael Joseph Jackson? He was left home alone.

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What is one dream that Michael Joseph Jackson made come to life? He loved to say: "Somebody's watching me."

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.

"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."

What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.