Pop Music jokes
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
Why was Macaulay Culkin not bothered by Michael Joseph Jackson? He was left home alone.
What is one dream that Michael Joseph Jackson made come to life? He loved to say: "Somebody's watching me."
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
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What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!